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Teacher's Lounge - Jan 26 2024

 

Teachers' Lounge

Jan 26 2024


The closed door

kept us out

but couldn't keep in the laughter

smell of bad coffee

and cigarette smoke

that made us wonder what went on in there.


The teachers' lounge,

where they retreated

during spares and breaks

and before the bell.


They had no first names.

We knew them only as Miss, or Mr.;

the women

who were surely spinsters

disappointed in love,

and the men

who must have settled for teaching

when their ambitions failed.

Who favoured bad sports jackets

or lumpy suits,

while the women dressed better

but still would have never

turned your head.

And when class ended

and they drove away

we couldn’t imagine where.


But in that privileged space

they were somehow transformed

into real people

even glamorous ones.


So what was it like in there?

Perhaps a gentleman's club

with port and cigars,

tiki lounge

leather bar?

Or just fancier

than the rest of the school,

with wall-to-wall carpeting

upholstered chairs?


Did they gossip, bitch

blacklist the mouthy kids?

Smirk at dirty jokes?

Hit on the hot young teacher?

Or just mark papers,

call home,

eat brown bag lunches

that were as boring as ours?


When I peeked in one day

all I saw were some saggy couches

with wonky legs,

soiled microwave,

and drip coffee-maker

with a badly stained carafe

burnt brown on the bottom.

The lounge looked bleak

in the thin winter light

of a drizzly day.


A grey-haired man

snoozed loudly.

A zaftig blonde

with bad roots

was filing her nails.

And my math teacher was on his knees,

mopping up the coffee he'd spilled

when he failed to carry

and missed a step.


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