Thursday, May 28, 2020


George Herman Junior
May 27 2020


Babe Ruth
spent most of 12 years
at St. Mary’s Industrial School
for Orphans
Delinquent
Incorrigible and Wayward Boys.
Back when they believed in plain speaking
and didn't go in
for hedging the truth,
preferring, instead
an exact taxonomy
of misconduct and bad luck.
No sparing of labels
no sparing the rod.

And the more extravagant names that followed,
like the Great Bambino
Caliph of Clout
Sultan of Swat.

Or simply The Babe.

Nicknames
for men who play games for a living,
both humble and braggart
hero and cad.
Silly ones
like childhood monickers that stuck,
and flashy ones
for legends who hit home runs.

Babe Ruth
was a great athlete
who hardly looked the part,
which makes us all feel better about ourselves.
But was he delinquent, incorrigible, or wayward?
And what sort of industry was taught
to this formidable man
who was a reckless gambler
shameless glutton
and drank far too much,
who chased beautiful women
and twice fell in love;
hardly enough 
for a man of such appetite.

And what would St. Mary have thought,
that venerated saint
and mother of god?
This man who also lives on after death
and was raised from the poor
and bequeathed his fortune
to impoverished kids?

There is much in a name
that goes unsaid.

The Babe
Sultan
Caliph.

The Industrial School ... .

And the far less well-known
George Herman Ruth
Junior.



Google Babe Ruth's nicknames and you'll come up with 23 different ones. Baseball in those days was America's sport, the national pastime, and newspapers were fulsome, competitive, and numerous: so there were lots of heroes, and there was lots of ink spilled and purple prose.

The latest New Yorker features an article about the beginning of sports marketing, when advertising and public relations were hitting their stride, and for the first time ever great athletes could leverage their names to make more money off the field than on. It centres on the two great Yankee stars of the 20s and 30s, Lou Gehrig and Babe Ruth: two men of remarkably opposite temperament and proclivities. Among the biographical details of Babe Ruth's life, the name of his school appeared. As soon as I saw it, I knew there was a poem there, and that it was up to me to find it.


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