Friday, January 23, 2026

The Sex Life of Barnacles - Jan 21 2026


The Sex Life of Barnacles 

Jan 21 2026


Darwin was a walker.
He walked twice a day,
methodically marking his laps
on the regular path
he set through the woods.

Was he lost in thought
or present?
Did he retreat into his head
 — leaving his body
to walk of its own accord —
or did he lose himself
in mindful contemplation
of the sights and sounds,
the pastoral wood
he was surrounded by?

I walk as well.
Mostly on autopilot.
So I might just as well be disembodied;
lost 
in rarefied thought,
an isolated brain
in its bubbling vat
of essential nutrients.

So much so I surprise myself,
looking up
and seeing just how far I’ve gone,
shaking my head 
at how I even got there.
But while he came up with natural selection
the sex life of barnacles
and the inheritance 
of facial expressions,
I try to remember how movies end,
recall my many embarrassments,
fret about taxes
I neglected to pay.

Of course, the trees don’t care
whether I’m there or not,
the birds and bees
flit about indifferently,
while the weathered rocks
sit impassively,
anchored in the earth
where they’ve always been.
I’m an automaton,
ghosting through the world
unseen

and inconsequential,
the here and now

hastily passed

in the succession of time and place.

Perhaps, if even for a second
I stopped and raised my head
things would change.
If my inward looking brain
suspended in its warm nutrient broth
could be turned off for a while,

my feverish thoughts quieted

and space for sensation

left to come flooding in;

a firehose of the senses

from smell to touch,

unfiltered
unprocessed
unjudged.

As if encountering the world 
for the first

and only time.



It seems I’m either walking lost in thought, or walking mindfully and receptively. The first comes more naturally to me. But the latter seems more sensible, and is probably both more creative and restorative. Instead of the mind feverishly circling in on itself, as it usually does — pattern-seeking, problem solving, and darkly introspective — simply being: encountering the world as it is. 

Darwin came up with good questions: sometimes answered them. But I’m no Darwin. So perhaps I’d be better off just giving it a rest.

On the other hand, when I do retreat into my head – as is I must confess is almost always the case – I will frequently find myself working on a tricky line of poetry; and more often than not, it seems to solve itself. There is something about the rhythm and automaticity of walking that is conducive to this kind of satisfying focus and flow.


The Black Queen - Jan 19 2026

 

The Black Queen

Jan 19 2026


The all-powerful Queen.


And the cornered King

who must stop and rest

after just a single step,

a fat defenceless old man

hobbled by gout

and out-of-breath.

Whose cavalry is dead and castles breached,

and who will soon surrender

before heading to the guillotine.

There is no clemency

for defeated kings.


What ancient feminist

conspired to create such a subversive game?

The woman tasked with producing an heir

who instead commands the board,

while her doddering prince

is no more than a figurehead.


If you play chess

thinking one move ahead

you are certain to lose. 

But she has a plan,

an ambitious Queen

wit battle-ready men

well matched with their opposites. 


Her cannon-fodder pawns

head-to-head

across a checkered no-man’s land,

bishops whispering 

in the ear of the king,

and cavalry

agile as ever

positioned in their squares.


The power behind the throne

in black from head to toe

gazes steely-eyed

across the board,

sizing up in the white king

who is clearly a pretender

as hollow as hers.

A weak man

and syphilitic cad

with his own white queen

as conniving as she is. 


Two patient queens

who protect their kings

but play the long game well.

They are ambush predators,

like a lioness 

who goes in for the kill

when the odds favour her;

when the soft underbelly 

of her unsuspecting prey

is exposed,

the delicate neck

is close enough

to crush in her merciless jaws.




I was reading an article (one of many — too many!) about Trump’s incoherent and self-defeating foreign policy, describing how he thinks only one move ahead:  perhaps enough to win in checkers, but a sure way to lose every time in chess.

Which led to something I’ve always wondered about chess: why, in an ancient game that comes from a time of patriarchal culture, primogeniture, divine right, and male supremacy, did they create an all-powerful Queen and relatively helpless King? From where could this contemporary feminist sensibility have possibly come? A thought which, in turn, led to a silly poem about chess. 

Silly, yes; but silliness is always good in demoralizing times like the present. 

(My original working title was Regicide. Maybe I should have kept it and saved this one for the day I write a poem about a gay African American.)

(Btw, this is how lions prefer to kill. They ambush their prey (they have competitive speed and agility, but not the endurance to pursue), then crush the windpipe in their jaws and hang on until the animal asphyxiates. It’s untrue that male lions don’t hunt. But my understanding is that it’s partially true in that females do hunt more.)


A Small Queen's Untimely Fall - Jan 21 2026

 

A Small Queen’s Untimely Fall

Jan 18 2026


I hate poetry.


There, I said it.

Strong language, I know

especially in a form

where ambiguity is prized.


I’m guilty of it myself.

Committing poetry, I mean.

So could this be self-loathing,

revulsion

at my own pretension, self-indulgence, showing-off?


But actually, more often than not 

it’s other people’s stuff I can’t stand

(mine’s too cringeworthy 

to even revisit).

Which I know looks bad,

so I’ll ask you to keep this confession 

just between us;

a small intimacy

shared with my favourite reader

with a wink and a nod.


Or is it the grip it has on me,

the compulsion to write?

As addictive as opiates

celebrity

sex.

As the elation

of landing on the perfect word,

so smugly sure

generations will learn me by heart;

recited by tipsy best men

at legion-hall weddings

where fights break out,

or lugubriously intoned

over freshly dug graves.


So mellifluous a work

I’ll be assigned in high school English

where students are required to memorize a poem;

like force fed geese, 

fattened up

so their livers pass the grade.


But then I stumble upon a poem

so simple, trenchant, and unexpected,

and with so exquisite an ending

it leaves me breathless.

A closing line

as final as a bank vault door,

2 tons of solid steel

thudding shut.

Yet as ambiguous as the aftertaste 

of a vintage wine

prized for its complexity,

a late ripening Cab

sipped from Baccarat crystal.


Something as simple 

as a cold plum,

as particular

as a small queen’s untimely fall. 



Two good poems. William Carlos Williams’ This Is Just to Say, and Billy Collins’ Snow Day. So I don’t really hate poetry.  … Just most of it!

(Both poems can be found below, copied-and-pasted from the Poetry Foundation website.)

I love how in Williams, such simple language shoulders so much weight. He feels no need to impress with big words, no need to hold the reader’s hand with a big song and dance of a backstory (an attentive reader appreciates the trust), and writes with marvellous economy and compression. The reader is allowed — invited — to read into it, make it her own. 

Snow Day has a delightful whimsy that perfectly matches its subject. I love Collin’s conversational tone, the simple vernacular language that makes his work so accessible. (Although he prefers the term “hospitable”, and I once heard him tell an interviewer that the reason he dislikes “accessible” is because it sounds too much like a highway on-ramp!) He has the impish wit of his Irish ancestors:  a dry humour spoken in a wryly bemused voice. The ending — the sudden malignant turn, the dark side of girlhood — lands perfectly. Again, the precisely honed economy of words that final line exemplifies is what makes his poetry so enviable, so admired by both general readers and aspiring poets: every word carefully considered, all the fat culled. His powers of observation are equally admirable: after my first reading, I never forgot that image of “the dog porpois[ing] through the drifts”   … actually, (said with another wink and nod) so good I plagiarized it a few times!   He is not promiscuous with his line breaks, not insecure enough to leave a sentence dangling just to appear “poetical”. Rather, he uses them for emphasis:  to take advantage the prominence of being last in a line confers on a word — the built-in pause that makes it linger just a bit — and to give the fragment its intended emphasis. (Aren’t line breaks —  the freedom to end a line in the middle of a sentence — really all that separates poetry from prose?)  You will note how gently but effectively he returns to the martial metaphor that runs through the poem, and which not only helps cinch it tight, but helps give the ending its weight. Because without that foreshadowing, those last lines might seem like cheating: a contrived turn just to be provocative.

The best example of how brevity in a poem works is this famous single line piece (often attributed to Hemingway, but — Hemingway-esque as it is — is actually of anonymous origin):

For sale: baby shoes; never worn. 

And for someone like me, who tends far too much toward prolixity, such examples are necessary: excellent correctives I would do well to return to time and again. 

(I have to add that I do love the presence of a semi-colon in that single line poem: any regular reader will recognize how fond I am of them. And unapologetically so!)


This Is Just To Say

WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS


I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox


and which

you were probably

saving

for breakfast


Forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

and so cold


Snow Day

BILLY COLLINS


Today we woke up to a revolution of snow,   

its white flag waving over everything,

the landscape vanished,

not a single mouse to punctuate the blankness,   

and beyond these windows


the government buildings smothered,

schools and libraries buried, the post office lost   

under the noiseless drift,

the paths of trains softly blocked,

the world fallen under this falling.


In a while, I will put on some boots

and step out like someone walking in water,   

and the dog will porpoise through the drifts,   

and I will shake a laden branch

sending a cold shower down on us both.


But for now I am a willing prisoner in this house,   

a sympathizer with the anarchic cause of snow.   

I will make a pot of tea

and listen to the plastic radio on the counter,   

as glad as anyone to hear the news


that the Kiddie Corner School is closed,   

the Ding-Dong School, closed.

the All Aboard Children’s School, closed,   

the Hi-Ho Nursery School, closed,

along with—some will be delighted to hear—


the Toadstool School, the Little School,

Little Sparrows Nursery School,

Little Stars Pre-School, Peas-and-Carrots Day School   

the Tom Thumb Child Center, all closed,

and—clap your hands—the Peanuts Play School.


So this is where the children hide all day,

These are the nests where they letter and draw,   

where they put on their bright miniature jackets,   

all darting and climbing and sliding,

all but the few girls whispering by the fence.


And now I am listening hard

in the grandiose silence of the snow,

trying to hear what those three girls are plotting,   

what riot is afoot,

which small queen is about to be brought down.


Saturday, January 17, 2026

How an Ice Age Starts - Jan 16 2026

 

How an Ice Age Starts

Jan 16 2026


It snowed again.

Not a blizzard

just a gentle sprinkling

that never seems to stop,

painting over the tired stuff

with a fresh white coat.


It seems relentless, day after day;

like the slow drip

that wears away rock,

and how an ice age starts

 — imperceptibly,

until we’re looking up at a sliver of sky

between walls of snow and ice.


I console myself

it isn’t hail or rain or sudden thaw,

a flash flood on frozen ground.

Just a postcard, snow-globe, or Christmas card,

a Rockwell painting of wintertime

too sentimental to call “art”.


Where the lawns and roads are a wonderland,

trees bejewelled in white,

and well-scrubbed kids

with ruddy-cheeks

frolic in the snow;

1950s kids

who will never grew old

feel the cold

or forget their winter tires.


I pause

rest my hands on the shovel

and look up at the sky,

imploring the weather gods

for relief.

Or at least 

a brief interregnum of rest.


But the gods are impervious, impulsive, capricious,

and weather

too fickle to predict.

So we learn to be fatalists,

wearily accepting

and making the best of things;

shovelling out the driveway

and plunging through the drifts,

gathering round the fire

and calling in sick.


And when it’s good packing snow

just being kids;

dropping onto our backs

and flapping our arms and legs,

wet snow down our necks;

making angels

that will take an act of faith

to last at least a day

in this winter of discontent.


If Rockwell is too sentimental to be regarded as more than a good illustrator by critics who can’t paint, then I guess this piece is too sentimental to call poetry.

(Or at least the stuff the gatekeepers of modern poetry — the critics, academics, and poetry editors (that is, of the few remaining outlets that actually still publish poetry) —  deem worthy, which I find (beware, here comes the rant) too intellectual to affect me, too discordant to pleasurably recite, and so frequently confessional that it strikes me more as self-indulgent therapy than relatable.  Frankly, I find a lot of the poetry I encounter in publications such as the New Yorker and Atlantic incoherent word salad that just makes my head hurt.)

But it does feel like a slow drip so far this winter. No sooner do I finish shovelling than more comes. The forecasts are unreliable; the high pressure systems of cold air and clear skies don’t persist like they used to. 

It is beautiful, though. The graceful boughs of the evergreens bejewelled in snow; the starry sky on clear nights, like sharp points of light against the black; and the flowing contours of snow that soften the countryside, concealing its sins and blemishes.


To Make a Joyful Noise - Jan 15 2026

 

To Make A Joyful Noise

Jan 15 2026


There are still small breaks

of open water

where the current is swift

or the river drops. 

Black holes

and a furious sound 

that both seem out of place,

don’t belong

in the smoothly scoured whiteness

and plushy silence of snow.

Or really, just how wrong it seems

that liquid water even exists

in this ice-bound land,

water

from some inexhaustible source

even further north.


We talk of rivers as living things;

if not a spiritual belief 

then a handy metaphor.

But this insurgent sound

 — wild, determined, defiant —

does seem alive;

or at least a reminder

that even in the stillness of winter

the river lives,

flowing inexorably downstream

according to its destiny.


Is it human nature

to raise from the dead,

breathe life

into inanimate objects?

Do gods lurk everywhere?


Even me, a self-proclaimed skeptic 

can’t help but feel uplifted

by the sound of moving water on a still winter day.

By those small breaks

in the pure monastic whiteness,

like apostates

renouncing their faith

and breaking vows of silence.

By these bottomless black pools

treacherously edged

with thin transparent ice,

rippling with light

and pulsing like blood

with every surge and ebb.


How rivers run.

How life finds a way.

And how we make a joyful noise

to celebrate.


As a fundamentalist atheist (I admit, I get a cheap thrill out of appropriating the term), I’m embarrassed to say that the expression referenced in both the title and conclusion is Biblical in origin. To crib from my AI’s research:  “The wording comes famously from Psalms, especially Psalm 100:1 ‘Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands’ and Psalm 98:4 ‘Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all the earth.’ These verses call all people to exuberant worship.”

I like the poetry of the term, but would prefer to think of it in more of a pantheistic sense:  an appreciation of creation, but without any belief in a creator.  

We are all pantheists, in a way, shamelessly anthropomorphizing:  children, as much in love with their plush toys as any living thing; environmentalists, who revere trees and see in them a living spirit; and even the superstitious, who name their cars and endow them with a personality.

And when you consider all the wildly improbable contingencies, bottlenecks, and near misses that led to both us and this living planet, a natural explanation for the universe is so much more awe-inspiring than some divine entity sitting on a cloud and calling it into existence with a simple wave of his hand.


Endling - Jan 12 2025

 

Endling

Jan 12 2026


Words beget words.

All the clans, begats, and dynasties

dictionaries miss,

the illegitimate children

you wish were proper nouns.


As for me, my etymology is lost

back beyond 2 generations or so;

even the revisionists

can’t contort history

to let me know.


If only language didn’t shift

words inflate

terms perish;

like stillbirths,

mourned, but never named. 


I write, talk, digress.

My words give birth to words

as if I’d invented sex,

hoping they’ll outlive me

but knowing they won’t.

After all

would verbose, prolix, long-winded

make them listen once again?

With too many mouths to feed

would eating your children make sense?


While abundance is fine,

it’s scarcity

that incites desire;

the one-of-a-kind,

rare objet d’art.

Which reminds me of the perfect line

I plagiarized,

the only child

of undivided love.


The orator 

at his turn in speaker’s corner

pounds the lectern and rants,

predicting Armageddon

in spittle-filled sentences

promiscuously sprayed.

He’s either scorned or ignored,

his expletives

landing like shrapnel

on barren ground.


I don’t know which is worse,

the mockery he gets

or my bitter regret

at never giving voice.

To be an endling;

as impotent

as the last of its kind,

fruitlessly searching 

for its illusory mate.



So There Can Still Be Mystery - Jan 11 2026

 

So There Can Still Be Mystery

Jan 11 2026


I envy the magician.

His disarming patter

and sleight of hand,

the clever way

he makes me doubt reality.


He has me feeling wonder,

something I realize I haven’t felt

since I first encountered the world 

as a little child,

wide-eyed

and open to everything. 


Mere illusions and tricks

I know aren’t witchcraft or sorcery

but still seem supernatural.

So instead of questioning

I accept magic into my life

at least for now;

I am a skeptic

suspending his disbelief,

a cynic

softening his sourness. 


All those years of politicians

deceiving and distracting

and promising magic

when they know they can’t,

of perfecting their patter

while glad-handing voters

and slapping their backs,

and of holding out a hand

to grafters and sycophants

and shady scallywags

have hardened me.

But this silly man

in a top hat and shabby pants

has me laughing and clapping 

with giddy delight,

pleased to be fooled.


I’m sure his parents disapproved.

How could a sensible man

make a living playing children’s games? 

And how could their son 

commit his life to a skill

more suited to conmen and grifters

than upstanding citizens?

But passion always wins,

hard work pays. 


Close-up magic

on a black velvet table-top

inches from my eyes.

A momentary escape

in a world I don't recognize,

and feel more and more unsafe. 


I can’t help but lean in closer,

laser sharp

not to let him outsmart me

with his armament of tricks.


But frankly, happier

if the illusion goes unspoiled

his secrets unjrevealed.


So there can still be mystery in this world

when we know too much

for our own good

. . . or think we do.


And so I can let go

instead of always taking charge.


There was a day

when the guardians of morality

would have denounced this display

as witchcraft and wizardry

the devil’s handiwork.

Would have preached and rabble-roused,

inciting the mob

to  burn him at the stake,

or hold his thrashing body

underwater

to see if he drowns.


I’m an avid viewer of Penn and Teller’s Fool Us. It’s an hour of absolute delight and breath-taking skill, imagination, and artistry. Before I discovered this show, I never know that magic these days had become so creative, entertaining, and sophisticated.  I remember when Letterman had on as a regular guest a terrible magician, but one who took himself quite seriously: amusing irony (if a little cruel), but lousy magic! Who knew magic had progressed from kids’ parties and lame tricks to brilliant illusions in plush theatres before hundreds of astonished adults.

My favourite is close-up. And I always think that in a more superstitious age (which is most of human history — and I fear seems to be returning, after a brief enlightened interlude) these magicians would have been denounced as witches, and most likely burned at the stake. Or subjected to the perverse logic of forcing underwater:  if they survived, they were guilty; and if they drowned, innocent — exonerated, but dead!

Nowadays, though, magic inspires a very different response:  wonder, as well as the realization that there is still mystery in this world. Which is why it’s better not to know — despite how much we may want to — how it’s done.

(You can find the show on the (relatively obscure) CW network. There are also plenty of great clips on YouTube.)


Sunday, January 11, 2026

Skimming Along - Jan 9 2026

 

Skimming Along

Jan 9 2026


Sometimes, a memory appears;

like a bloated body

half decomposed,

rising to the surface

on gas-filled innards

reeking of fish.


How many years has it lingered

inscribed in some neuron’s secret code?

Submerged

beneath a tall column of cells

in some deep dark sulcus

of some cortical well;

like a benthic fish 

with vestigial eyes

deprived too long of light.


So I’m relieved, in way

that my failure to recollect

is not one of loss

but retrieval. 

It means my whole life could be archived there;

preserved

minute-to-minute

in the chemical signatures

of billions of cortical cells, 

as if a documentary crew

had been dogging my every move. 

So that all I need to revisit the past

is a diving bell

and long rubber hose

running all the way back from the depths.


Too bad 

its the bad ones that are stickiest,

written in bold

and anchored by strong emotion.

Too bad

they keep drawing us back,

hardened by exposure

with their connections reinforced. 


Or do I unknowingly

make things up,

filling in the gaps

with confabulation 

and educated guesses?

Which more and more, I’m prone to do

as retrieval falters

and my memory goes;

quietly down the drain

like dirty bathwater

when a toe dislodges the plug.


Either way, entropy rules,

and memory will end

just as everything does

in its lowest energy state.

Like the static buzz

tuning from station to station;

the Big Bang

down to white noise

after 14 billion years.

The slow death of forgetfulness

  . . . until we forget ourselves, 

because memory

is really all we are.


I am a deep sea diver

exploring my past,

goggles fogging up

and air running short.

If I surface too fast

I’ll succumb to the bends,

linger too long

run out of air.


I should have stayed on the surface,

breathing in the fresh sea air

and yawning in a balmy sun.

The art of forgetting,

skimming along in the salty spray

without a backward glance.