Sunday, May 9, 2021

Flagman - May 6 2021

 

Flagman

May 6 2021

 

Road repair season.

 

After a hard winter

of freeze and thaw.

 

As soon as the ground

is free of frost.

 

When the ditches brim

and culverts bulge

and the first green shoots poke out.

 

Where a world-weary flagman

has waved to a stop

what little traffic there is.

 A big yellow school bus

full of sleepy-eyed kids

and my car directly in back,

black exhaust

rumbling from the tailpipe.

 

So I sit,

in the stink of diesel

under a layer of dust

with the sound of heavy machines,

unaccustomed sun

beating remorselessly down.

 

It's like painting the Golden Gate bridge.

Before you get to the end

it's time to begin again.

Because this road will never be finished.

Potholes

reproducing like rabbits,

shoulders washing out.

The surface crumbling

and pavement slumping

and cracks running riot.

 

It's the power of water

against the ingenuity of man.

Mostly slapdash repairs

cosmetic fixes

and quick sketchy patches

that won't last a winter

if that.

 

But it's a good summer job

holding that bright red flag,

giving a big thumb's up

and a generous smile

as the line of restive drivers

idles slowly past.

And when the traffic quiets

sitting on the side of the road,

a well-thumbed book in hand

or scrolling through the phone.

 

The flagman was cute,

blonde hair

under a baseball cap

with a pony-tail out the back.

Even the farmer's tan

seemed to flatter her.

 

I bet the crew

gave her a hard time.

A woman in a man's world.

A girlish dilettante

among the seasoned journeymen.

  

In this year (and counting!) of Covid, I infrequently go into town. But I did yesterday, and was caught off guard to find my 2 lane road – roughly paved at best – had three separate crews of heavy machinery deepening ditches and filling potholes. Unfortunately, I think the giant earth movers were doing more damage to the already distressed pavement than improved drainage will ever prevent!

It's been a particularly hard winter. The road is especially bad. But it's always like this:  every spring, a slalom course of potholes and crumbling pavement and slumping sections; and every spring, just enough superficial slapdash repair to keep the thing intact.

The flagmen were all guys. This time. Construction work like this is pretty macho. But if there ever is a woman, it's almost always the person holding the big red sign and clunky walkie-talkie, and rarely the backhoe driver or asphalt shoveler.

I'm hoping the 2nd last stanza catches the reader by surprise:  making the assumption the flagman is just that, and then having it turned on its head. Not that the poem is intended as some sort of political statement denouncing sexism. Really, it's all in the spirit of fun!

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